It just gets better and better. The walking miracle, U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene, was indicted Friday on two charges, including a felony charge of showing pornography to a teenage student in a South Carolina college computer lab.

Okay, I'm not sure what's going on in South Carolina, but the notion that showing some girl porn on your computer is a felony that can land you in jail for five years is really shocking.

Authorities said Greene approached a student in a University of South Carolina computer lab, showed her obscene photos online, then talked about going to her dorm room.

Greene had visited the computer lab at the Bates House dorm in Columbia several times before his arrest, using an old student ID card to gain admission, according to campus police records. Dorm staffers told police they had asked security staff not to let him in, but reports did not give any more details.

Greene graduated from South Carolina in 2000 with a political science degree.

Showing some random college student porn and trying to get in her panties may make you a creep, a pervert or a loser, but a felon?

Sheesh, remind me never to get drunk and talk dirty to a guy at a bar in S.C.

A Richland County grand jury indicted Greene, 32, for disseminating, procuring or promoting obscenity, which is a felony in South Carolina, as well as a misdemeanor charge of communicating obscene materials to a person without consent.

If convicted, Greene could face up to three years in prison for the misdemeanor or up to five years for the felony.

Really?

Greene has not commented publicly on the allegations and has refused to talk about the subject to the media. However, the candidate reacted emotionally after the issue of the indictment was raised during an interview over the weekend.

In an exchange at his home with a reporter from the North Carolina-based station WCNC, Greene indicated that he has no plans to drop his campaign.

When pressed to elaborate, the Senate hopeful ordered the reporter to "leave [his] property" and "go away."

WCNC reports:
"When [the reporter] stopped briefly to talk with Greene's brother Jimmy, Alvin Greene began howling and wailing the words, "no" and "go."

Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. Although the charges against him sound like a load of crap and simply a pretext for punishing a black man for hitting on some white co-ed, this dude is crazy.

Alvin Greene 2010!