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Now you can honestly say you've heard it all. Two Edmond, Okla., women were arrested for shoplifting goods from a retail store then hiding the items within the folds of their body fat.
Ailene Brown (pictured left), 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, amazingly managed to tuck away $2,600 worth of merchandise from retailer T.J. Maxx in places where the sun don't shine!
Four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves were strategically tucked under flabby rolls of body fat that actually hid the stolen items from view. One of the women reportedly placed three leather boots in her bra and underneath her breasts.
According to one of the arresting officers, James Hamm, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits, and the items were considerably large."
Police also discovered that Brown had a knife in her purse that she used to cut the security tags off the stolen goods while in the store.
Both women are facing felony charges.
Instead of jail they should be sent to Jenny Craig!
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By: dhonesty1 on 12/01/2010 11:29AM
how embarrassing..
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By: vdog on 12/02/2010 6:39AM
Guess they needed some PHAT GEAR.
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By: The Truth on 12/02/2010 8:23AM
Stealing food may be understandable, even justifiable at times, but when you steal luxury items you're a greedy buffoon.
One woman was caught stuffing a 30 pack of beer under her dress between her ample thighs as she waddled out of a convenience store.
All this time we thought it was a medical condition and it turns out to be part of a master plan of premeditated theft.
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By: AL on 12/02/2010 9:44PM
GURRRRLLL PLEASE!
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By: DJ on 12/01/2010 12:40PM
Stupid, is as stupid does, they need to go to jail to get pointers. I am just kitting. These women need to go the school get a profession so they can make a pay check.I hope they do not have children.
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By: DANIELLE on 12/02/2010 10:55AM
I KNOW TIMES ARE HARD..BUT!! THERE IS NO REASON TO GO AND DO THIS..AND THERE PICS LOOKS BAD AS HECK..I HOPE THEY WAS NOT GIVING THEM AS GIFTS? YUK!! BREAST JUICE ALL OVER IT..THERE JUST A POOR DUMB COUPLE ANDS IM GLAD THEY GOT THEM..BUT I MUST SAY THE COP THAT WAS TALKING WAS HANDSOME AS HELL!!DID YOU GUYS SEE WHEN THE POOR COP DIDT WANT TO REALLY SAY BREAST HE STUMBLE A LITTLE ON THAT WORD LMAO..HAVE A GREAT DAY PEOPLE..THEY JUST GOT A VIP PASS TO RIDE THE WAVE TO JAIL!!!LMAO
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By: paul on 12/01/2010 12:02PM
We all pay higher taxes and higher prices at stores because of leeches like this sucking blood from the rest of us. It may not seem like much but every drop counts. It makes me sick.
There is a bright side, though. At least now these low-life felons won't be allowed to vote and pollute the democratic system with their criminal intentions.
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By: SteveLC on 12/03/2010 12:12AM
What make you think that two hootchie mamas ever voted. It is a fact that these low life American citizens do not vote.
Maybe making license plates, will give them a skill. The judge should not cut them no slack. To me nothing is lower than a thief. And, they probably have children, that will follow in their foot steps.
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By: jb on 12/01/2010 12:11PM
Two fools!
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By: Felice on 12/01/2010 12:37PM
Gross!!!!!!!!!!
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