
The Maryland man who squirted semen from a squeeze bottle last summer on unsuspecting female shoppers had his sentence suspended Thursday from three years in prison to three years probation.
Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., allegedly broke up with his girlfriend of 10 years and reportedly decided to take out his anger on female shoppers by squirting them with semen as they strolled the aisles of Giant Food supermarket and Michael's craft store in Gaithersburg.
One woman, who was in a check-out line at Giant last summer, noticed a man staring oddly at her. As she began to leave the store, he walked quickly behind her, pulled out his squeeze bottle and squirted a liquid substance on to her back. Police investigators analyzed the substance and determined that it was human semen.
The 28-year-old's semen attacks can be traced back to November 2009. Edwards would follow the victims throughout the stores, then as they began to exit, squirt semen onto their backs.
Edwards, Jr., who holds an undergraduate degree in criminal justice and who worked as an armed security guard at a government installation, actually turned himself in to police and admitted to squirting his semen on at least five random victims.
Last November, Edwards pleaded guilty to two counts of second-degree assault. With no previous criminal record, Edwards' current sentence means that he will not serve any more time in jail unless he violates probation.
Meanwhile, Edwards lawyer Barry Helfand contends that his client will be seeing a therapist while on probation. Helfand also went on to state that a doctor told the court that Edwards' actions were the result of misplaced anger after breaking up with his girlfriend.
If you buy that cockamamie excuse, then I have prime swampland to sell you in Florida!
But seriously, There are so many deviants in this society and they come in all shapes, sizes and from all walks of life. Churchgoers, scholars, law enforcement personnel, however you want to cloak it, anyone who breaks the law is a deviant and should be punished. Edwards and his legal team, can argue til the cows come home, that he has lead an immaculate existence but the act that he committed is downright dispicable and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law. Edwards is a very sick man who has to have total disdain for women for him to have even conjured up what he did to them. Probation should resort back to jail time and the judge should order mandatory therapy for Edwards.


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By: "DimePiece" on 2/28/2011 11:46AM
ARE YOU SERIOUS? That is beyond SICK! Therapy wouldn't be able to help his stupid sick behind! That is DISRESPECTFUL, DIRTY, GERMY, & DISGUISTING PIECE OF ISH! Those women didn't deserve to get that treatment! They were innocent shoppers mindin their own business havin fun shoppin? This man should have gotten 3 years in JAIL forget the 3 years Probration ISH! If he did, I was hopin the jail inmates might want to do the favors of doing the same to him but not out of a bottle! No wonder his ex broke up with him because he has
NO RESPECT FOR WOMAN, NOT A MAN, & IS DISGUISTING!!!!! :-(
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By: barbarascy385 on 2/28/2011 5:31PM
I would have gotten more time for beating the hell out of him with any object I could have gotten my hands on. He's disrespectful, nasty, dangerous, and just plain crazy.
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By: Mimi on 2/28/2011 12:55PM
WTF??????????
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By: Gichaya on 3/01/2011 2:19PM
Ewwwwwwww, how fuggN disgusting is that?
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By: ooozzzzz on 2/28/2011 3:17PM
State of Maryland? The jails in Maryland, especially Baltimore, are severely overcrowded, under budget and are just a revolving door and that probably part of the reason that he's not going to jail. They just can't afford to jail him.
They have a tremendous backlog of years of criminal cases of all types that caused this guy to get only probation and no jail time.
Many people who commit more serious crimes that this guy in Maryland get probation for their first offense due to the backlog.
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By: A.K.H on 2/28/2011 3:26PM
They need to make him DRINK what ever is left in hi two year old squeeze bottle. Nasty Pervert
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By: kieraht on 2/28/2011 5:11PM
Where is a can of whoop azz when you need one?! He has no place among civilized society.
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By: K C Joseph on 2/28/2011 6:37PM
Just when I think I've seen and heard it all and things can't get any worse, something like this happens to make me wonder if we're living in the twilight zone. This is absolutely disgusting!
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By: mellymel on 3/01/2011 8:38AM
This is exactly why I refuse to say "I've seen it all". As soon as I do, cases like this pop up. Each and every time.
This guy needs a mandatory azz whuppin'. What if they found out he had a STD? What would they have done then? Don't be surprised if one of the male family members finds this guy and gives him a good Azz whuppin'. In fact, I hope it happens.
Just plain sick. He needs some help. Nevermind, he just needs more than an azz whuppin'. If I was a counseler, I'd recommend he get an azz whuppin' and have semen poured in his eye, ear, nose,and throat. Sick punishment for a sick person.
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By: sjm752003 on 2/28/2011 7:39PM
Beat his azz. THEN make him drink what's in that squeeze bottle! That'll wipe the smirk off his face!
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